Showing posts with label general rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label general rants. Show all posts

Friday, February 15, 2008

Hova Called the Crash

Jay-Z called the crash way back in the summer on his duo with Rhianna, Umbrella, and urged his audience to start saving… if only they listened then maybe they wouldn't have to rely on the government and banks to bail their asses out. Incidentally I should have listened to HOV as well and added some more sector shorts, but I'm just not a Rhianna fan.

No clouds in my stones
Let it rain, I hydroplane into fame

Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone

We roc-a-fella
We fly higher than weather in G5's or better
You know me, in anticipation for precipitation
Stacks chips for the rainy day

Maybe now that's he no longer CEO of the Def Jam he can start a hedge fund... After all Jigga was a commodities trader before he ever became a rap superstar (and showed his FX smarts by flashin Euros in his video for Roc Boys - as the greenback was tumbling quicker than Fiddy's career).
The coke prices up and down like it's Wall Street homes,
But this is worse than the Dow Jones your brains are now blown.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Persian Valley Girls at Carlyle

It's amazing how some people manage to squeeze through the cracks (or have rich daddies who hook them up). NY Mag just profiled Natasha Mitra who is an associate at Carlyle (after a stint at the Dirty Bear).

A couple points:
1. That bag is so hideous that any socialite can just look at it to induce vomiting when she needs to purge. Your personal shopper was clearly trying to pawn you a shitty sample from last-last season's collection. Big was in maybe 3 years ago? And this thing is big enough to fit your nose (well, almost).
2. Clearly you spent all that money on the bag and wound up with no cash to get your nappy ass (it's OK to say because she's only brown) hair done so it didn't look like a used mop.
3. Your choice of Brands - for someone who works for a consumer group you clearly have no class and still go for the big logo names. Here's a hint, sweetheart - a real quality piece doesn't need to advertise its price with a big label because it's self-evident. Jigga said it best: "My chick burn it down Bergdorf's/Comin' back with Birkin bags/Your chick is like, "What type of purse is that?"".
4. Your sunglasses, to quote South Park are those "only Persians would like." Which I guess does make them "wild and crazy and different" - sort of like a rabid monkey in a clown suit.
clipped from nymag.com
How old are you?
I’m 26.
What do you do for a living?
I work in private equity. I love the sector that I work in, which is the consumer and retail group. It’s an area that I’m passionate about. I love to consume. Consuming is my specialty.
Such big accessories!
My bag was a really special purchase. I work with this woman at Louis Vuitton—she picks things out for me, sends pictures, and tells me to pick what I like. She called one day and was like, “I picked a bag for you, and I’m sending it to your house because I know you’re going to love it.” I think it’s called the Stratus.
Was the bag expensive?
Yes—about $3,500. I guess a lot of craftsmanship goes into it. Accessories for me are the key. I have about twenty bags, and I don’t know how many shoes. But they’re Vuitton, they’re Versace, they’re Gucci, and they’re Dior.
And your sunglasses?
They’re D&G. I was really excited to find them. They’re wild and crazy and different.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Un Poco Kinky

Idiots Protest Kink.com's Porn Pallace


Protesters complained that Kink degrades the neighborhood, degrades women and
offers "dead end'' jobs that no decent person would want.
The whole statement is absolutely bogus considering the amount of gay “fetish” bars in that very area. Also let's not forget Folsom Street Fair - the world's biggest S&M gathering held just a couple blocks away every single year. I really couldn’t care less about what consenting adults do behind closed doors, but I certainly don’t want to see a man in assless chaps strolling along the sidewalk holding his boyfriend by a leash when I’m driving for groceries. As for offering "dead-end" jobs, you're right - it's much better to be an AIDS-infested hooker, a hobo or a criminal than a porn actress making enough money to live a comfortable middle class lifestyle and getting paid to do what you enjoy.

"This neighborhood is already plagued with enough violence and prostitution as it is.'' said Roberto Hernandez, the artistic director for the annual Carnaval parade.
Here is a fact: porn in no way encourages prostitution – in fact, it reduces it because any prostitute who could do porn most certainly would – it is STD safe (since testing is mandatory) and pays a whole lot more. But Heaven forbid that protesters actually research the facts! And please nobody make the arguement that watching porn makes you more likely to solicit because that's equally outrageous. This goes double for S&M porn since most "fans" can get their jollies off legally by going to one of San Francisco's dungeons (a few of them also located in this neighborhood).

"This is oppressive and inappropriate for our community,'' said Sam Ruiz, executive director of Mission Neighborhood Centers. "It's not OK to promote acts of degradation and violence. We don't want this kind of stuff here.''
Actually Kink.com didn't do any promotion and tried to keep the whole thing fairly nondescreipt. Of course you and your little army of dumbasses did get an article into the SF Chronicle with your protest so now everyone knows what's going on. Thank you for the free advertisement, now please go across the street to Stormy Leather, buy a studded dildo and go fuck yourself.

NYC Fashionweek: Menswear

My take on Menswear from NYC Fashion Week
ICH DONT FINK SO:
Alexander McQueen and Prada are taking a hint from Mugato with their "Derelict" collections for Fall 2007.
Wow Alexander McQueen failed. Eww! Garbage bag vynil suits?
J.Lindeberg (who supplies nearly half my slacks and quite a few shirts) has nothing special at best and some ugly fits at worst for fall.
Dior Homme is great if you’re super skinny and want to pretend you’re a starving artist when in reality you’ve either got a trust fund or a very rich “muse”.
Cavalli is even more scaled down this year, but aside from a few extremely well made jackets the collection is overly feminine (but what would you expect?)
Memo to Yohji Yamomoto, I won’t be turning Japanese anytime soon.


WASSUP:

Dsquared and Bottega Veneta are what high fashion is all about - creativity and edge that you can actually wear with pride.
Thank you Dsquared2 are showcasing an industrial theme with an S&M nippletwist and yeah – it’s hot (aside from puffy jackets – you guys already went there, it’s over!). Always loved their great fit, and their less flamboyant, more edgy designs.
Diesel has really improved themselves in the last two collections, and they are continuing to do so. Love the consistent knife theme, Patrick Bateman never looked that good.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Fama Keeps Preaching (but the choir ain't singing)

Fama, my old nemesis, is still preaching efficient markets. Check out the interview.
I especially love the interviewer’s interrogation regarding the 1987 crash, although I am disappointed she did not ask him about his own little fund, Dimensional, and its strategies. Namely how does Dimensional pick “risks that are worth taking and the risks that are not.”

Some parts I shall comment on:
(FEN - Financial Engineering News, EF - Eugene Fama, BSD - Arbitrageur's apropos pseudonym)

FEN: As an undergraduate at Tufts, you tried to beat the market.
EF: Yes. I was already working on stock market data. I tried to figure out ways to beat the market for Harry Ernst, who taught economics. I came up with mechanical kinds of strategies. He always made me have a hold-out sample to see if the strategy worked on new data – and it never did.
BSD: …and as a way of justifying your failure you dedicated the rest of the life to erroneously proving that you were playing a game one cannot win (although – of course – some consistently do).

FEN: If markets are efficient, a stock price reflects the intrinsic value of a company, but does that mean the price is always right?
EF: It means you can’t figure out whether it’s wrong. It’s not always right because there’s some uncertainty about what right is, but basically you just can’t beat it.
BSD: In another life you would have made a great spin doctor or lobbyist. You neither answered the question nor provided any evidence to the contrary of the point presented – you simply questioned the meaning of “right.”

FEN: What about [inefficiencies in] smaller, illiquid stocks?
EF: That’s what people claim – that smaller stocks are not priced as efficiently as bigger stocks, that emerging markets are not priced as efficiently as developed markets. But anyone who looks at it empirically can’t find any evidence to that effect.
BSD: Yeah, anyone but the investors who’ve been consistently raping those markets precisely on the basis of exploiting inefficiencies that result from a poorly regulated market.

FEN: I was just talking to a trader in Canada who’s at a fund that has beaten the broad Canadian market by investing mainly in financials for the last 20 years.
EF: Look across the spectrum of all funds – you’ll always find people in both tails. That can happen even if nobody has any special information. Some people are going to be lucky and some unlucky. The lucky ones get the attention, and then they think they’re smart.
BSD: So guys like Stevie Cohen who’ve been “lucky” for decades must have made some deal with the devil, because statistically such a streak of luck is near-impossible.

FEN: Have you moderated your views over the years that markets are efficient? Many academics and others say you have.
EF: Many people get confused. Many people don’t understand the difference between efficient markets and the risk-return story.
BSD: I think you don’t understand the difference, homey. Your original paper, understandably, does not account for the many ways to hedge risk that currently exist. The problem is that, like a caveman driving a car on square wheels you are unwilling to change.

FEN: There’s no need for active investors to go in search of information?
EF: There’s no need for active investors who don’t actually succeed in uncovering new information. People who act on bad information make prices worse.
BSD: Correct. So, since – according to you – most active managers act on bad information their very existence erodes efficiency.

FEN: Are traders following momentum strategies an example of people without information moving the market away from the most efficient price?
EF: I don’t know.
BSD: BS. You do know, you just can’t explain it with your theory. You said (in this very interview) that there is “evidence that there’s some short-term momentum in returns” – the very existence of observable and predictable momentum in liquid markets implies profit potential through an active strategy.

FEN:
You’ve been a skeptic of the idea that people’s irrational behavior and decisions affect market prices in predictable ways, and you’ve been a critic of behavioral finance more generally. Do you think behavioral finance poses a threat to the idea of efficient markets?
EF: It poses interesting questions and legitimate questions for research. I haven’t seen researchers in that area come up with much that indicates that prices are bad. They’ve produced a lot that indicates that individual investors don’t always act completely rationally. Those are two different things. At the micro-micro level, they have done some really interesting stuff. At the level of price-setting, it’s not so clear.
BSD: Assuming a significant number of price-setters who do not act rationally how can markets be efficient? You cannot say that there is no direct relationship between price efficiency and the rationality of market participants. Furthermore, there has been research applying behavioral finance to prices – you just aren’t bringing it up, perhaps because you can’t outright disprove it.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Arbitrageur says Quack. (the first post)

After a somewhat extended sabbatical from keeping any sort of "blog" (back when I still kept one the term wasn't even common) I have decided to make a quiet, yet triumphant return. This is the first time that I’m using a full-service as opposed DIY content delivery mechanism, but Google has lured me with their promises of being able to post anywhere at any time while still allowing me to create my own layout and designs. Semantics aside, let’s elaborate on the content.

This is going to be a cross between the diary of a banker (it’s 5AM and I’m trying to slit my wrists with pitchbook paper), the ramblings of a wannabe BSD (hedge Tatneft with a written Lukoil collar), and the general banter of a formerly artistic 22 year old in a city full of clean vehicles and dirty hippies (I hate both).

I may have a few guest contributors and will spice up the text with audiovisuals every now and then. One thing I can promise with complete confidence: this blog will be way more exciting than anything else an analyst sees on his computer (unless he’s figured out a way to circumvent the firewall to look at porn).